The best quote ever comes from tonight’s episode of Beauty & The Geek where my buddy Niels is starring.  Niels, I cannot believe you said:

“If number one were a booger, I’d pick it first.”

Niels, why, oh, why, would you say that on National television? But if you didn’t, I guess I wouldn’t be able to quote you.  Then again, who am I to be giving advice on what to say on television, remember my application to Survivor was denied